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Series 1

Cartman gets an anal probe (1997-08-13)
Written by Matt Stone,Trey Parker

Weight gain 4000 (1997-08-20)
Written by Matt Stone,Trey Parker

Volcano (1997-08-27)
Written by Matt Stone,Trey Parker

Big Gay Al's big gay boatride (1997-09-03)
Written by Matt Stone,Trey Parker

An elephant makes love to a pig (1997-09-10)
Written by Matt Stone,Trey Parker,Dan Sterling

Death (1997-09-17)
Written by Matt Stone,Trey Parker

Pinkeye (1997-09-29)
Written by Matt Stone,Trey Parker,Philip Stark

Damien (1998-02-04)
Written by Matt Stone,Trey Parker

Starvin Marvin (1997-11-19)
Written by Trey Parker

Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo (1997-12-17)
Written by Trey Parker

Tom's rhinoplasty (1998-02-11)
Written by Trey Parker

Mecha Streisand (1998-02-18)
Written by Trey Parker,Philip Stark,Matt Stone

Cartman's mom is a dirty slut (1998-02-25)
Written by Trey Parker,David Goodman

Series 2

Terrance & Phillip in Not Without My Anus (1998-04-01)
Written by Trisha Nixon,Trey Parker

Cartman's mom is still a dirty slut (1998-04-22)
Written by Trey Parker,David Goodman

Chickenlover (1998-05-27)
Written by Trey Parker,Matt Stone,David Goodman

Ike's wee wee (1998-05-20)
Written by Trey Parker

Conjoined fetus lady (1998-06-03)
Written by Trey Parker,Matt Stone,David Goodman

The mexican staring frog (1998-06-10)
Written by Trey Parker,Matt Stone

City on the edge of forever (1998-06-17)
Written by Trey Parker,Nancy Pimental

Summer sucks (1998-06-24)
Written by Nancy Pimental,Trey Parker

Chef's chocolate salty balls (1998-08-19)
Written by Trey Parker,Matt Stone,Nancy Pimental

Chicken pox (1998-08-26)
Written by Trey Parker,Matt Stone,Trisha Nixon

Roger Ebert should lay off the fatty foods (1998-09-02)
Written by Trey Parker,David Goodman

Clubhouses (1998-09-23)
Written by Trey Parker,Nancy Pimental

Cow days (1998-09-30)
Written by Trey Parker,David Goodman

Chef aid (1998-10-07)
Written by Trey Parker,Matt Stone

Spooky fish (1998-10-28)
Written by Trey Parker

Merry christmas, Charlie Manson! (1998-12-09)
Written by Trey Parker,Nancy Pimental

Gnomes (1998-12-16)
Written by Pam Brady,Trey Parker,Matt Stone

Prehistoric ice man (1999-01-20)
Written by Trey Parker,Nancy Pimental

Series 3

Rainforest Schmainforest (1999-04-07)
Written by Trey Parker,Matt Stone

Spontaneous Combustion (1999-04-14)
Written by Trey Parker,Matt Stone,David Goodman

The Succubus (1999-04-21)
Written by Trey Parker

Jakovasaurs (1999-06-16)
Written by Trey Parker,Matt Stone,David Goodman

Tweek Vs Craig (1999-06-23)
Written by Trey Parker

Sexual Harassment Panda (1999-07-07)
Written by Trey Parker

Cat Orgy (1999-07-14)
Written by Trey Parker

Two Guys Naked In A Hotub (1999-07-21)
Written by Trey Parker,Matt Stone,David Goodman

Jewbilee (1999-07-28)
Written by Trey Parker

KoRn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery (1999-10-27)
Written by Trey Parker

Chinpokomon (1999-11-03)
Written by Trey Parker

Hooked On Monkey Fonics (1999-11-10)
Written by Trey Parker

Starvin' Marvin In Space (1999-11-17)
Written by Trey Parker,Matt Stone,Kyle McCulloch

The Red Badge Of Gayness (1999-11-24)
Written by Trey Parker

Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics (1999-12-01)
Written by Trey Parker

Are You There God, It's Me, Jesus! (1999-12-29)
Written by Trey Parker

Worldwide Recorder Concert (2000-01-12)
Written by Trey Parker

Series 4

The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000 (2000-04-05)
Written by Trey Parker,Matt Stone,Nancy Pimental

Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000 (2000-04-12)
Written by Trey Parker

Timmy 2000 (2000-04-19)
Written by Trey Parker

Quintuplets 2000 (2000-04-26)
Written by Trey Parker

Cartman Joins NAMBLA (2000-06-21)
Written by Trey Parker

Cherokee Hair Tampons (2000-06-28)
Written by Trey Parker

Chef Goes Nanners (2000-07-05)
Written by Trey Parker

Something You Can Do With Your Finger (2000-07-12)
Written by Trey Parker

Do The Handicapped Go To Hell (2000-07-19)
Written by Trey Parker

Probably (2000-07-26)
Written by Trey Parker

4th Grade (2000-11-08)
Written by Trey Parker

Trapper Keeper (2000-11-15)
Written by Trey Parker

Helen Keller, The Musical (2000-11-22)
Written by Trey Parker

Great Expectations (2000-11-29)
Written by Trey Parker

Fat Camp (2000-12-06)
Written by Trey Parker

The Wacky Molestation Adventure (2000-12-13)
Written by Trey Parker

A Very Crappy Christmas (2000-12-20)
Written by Trey Parker

Series 5

It Hits The Fan (2001-06-20)
Written by Trey Parker

Cripple Fight! (2001-06-27)
Written by Trey Parker

The Super Best Friends (2001-07-04)
Written by Trey Parker

Scott Tenorman Must Die (2001-07-11)
Written by Trey Parker

Terrance & Phillip, Behind The Blow (2001-07-18)
Written by Trey Parker

Cartmanland (2001-07-25)
Written by Trey Parker

Proper Condom Use (2001-08-01)
Written by Trey Parker

Towelie (2001-08-08)
Written by Trey Parker

Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants (2001-11-07)
Written by Trey Parker

How To Eat With Your Butt (2001-11-14)
Written by Trey Parker

The Entity (2001-11-21)
Written by Trey Parker

Here Comes The Neighborhood (2001-11-28)
Written by Trey Parker

Kenny Dies (2001-12-05)
Written by Trey Parker

Butters' Very Own Episode (2001-12-12)
Written by Trey Parker

Series 6

Jared Has Aides (2002-03-06)
Written by Trey Parker

Asspen (2002-03-13)
Written by Trey Parker

Freak Strike (2002-03-20)
Written by Trey Parker

Fun With Veal (2002-03-27)
Written by Trey Parker

The New Terrance And Phillip Movie Trailer (2002-04-03)
Written by Trey Parker

Professor Chaos (2002-04-10)
Written by Trey Parker

Simpsons Already Did It (2002-06-26)
Written by Trey Parker

Red-Hot Catholic Love (2002-07-03)
Written by Trey Parker

Free Hat (2002-07-10)
Written by Trey Parker

Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society (2002-07-17)
Written by Trey Parker

Child Abduction Is Not Funny (2002-07-24)
Written by Trey Parker

A Ladder To Heaven (2002-11-06)
Written by Trey Parker

The Return Of The Fellowship Of The Ring To The Two Towers (2002-11-13)
Written by Trey Parker

The Death Camp Of Tolerance (2002-11-20)
Written by Trey Parker

The Biggest Douche In The Universe (2002-11-27)
Written by Trey Parker

My Future Self N' Me (2002-12-04)
Written by Trey Parker

Red Sleigh Down (2002-12-11)
Written by Trey Parker

Series 7

Cancelled (2003-03-19)
Written by Trey Parker

Krazy Kripples (2003-03-26)
Written by Trey Parker

Toilet Paper (2003-04-02)
Written by Trey Parker

I'm A Little Bit Country (2003-04-09)
Written by Trey Parker

Fat Butt And Pancake Head (2003-04-16)
Written by Trey Parker

Lil' Crime Stoppers (2003-04-23)
Written by Trey Parker

Red Man's Greed (2003-04-30)
Written by Trey Parker

South Park Is Gay! (2003-10-22)
Written by Trey Parker

Christian Rock Hard (2003-10-29)
Written by Trey Parker

Grey Dawn (2003-11-05)
Written by Trey Parker

Casa Bonita (2003-11-12)
Written by Trey Parker

All About The Mormons (2003-11-19)
Written by Trey Parker

Butt Out (2003-12-03)
Written by Trey Parker

Raisins (2003-12-10)
Written by Trey Parker

It's Christmas In Canada (2003-12-17)
Written by Trey Parker

Series 8

Good Times With Weapons (2004-03-17)
Written by Trey Parker

Up The Down Steroid (2004-03-24)
Written by Trey Parker

The Passion Of The Jew (2004-03-31)
Written by Trey Parker

You Got F'd In The A (2004-04-07)
Written by Trey Parker

AWESOM-O (2004-04-14)
Written by Trey Parker

The Jeffersons (2004-04-21)
Written by Trey Parker

Goobacks (2004-04-28)
Written by Trey Parker

Douche And Turd (2004-10-27)
Written by Trey Parker

Something WallMart This Way Comes (2004-11-03)
Written by Trey Parker

Preschool (2004-11-10)
Written by Trey Parker

Quest For Ratings (2004-11-17)
Written by Trey Parker

Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset (2004-12-01)
Written by Trey Parker

Cartman's Incredible Gift (2004-12-08)
Written by Trey Parker

Woodland Critter Christmas (2004-12-15)
Written by Trey Parker

Series 9

Mr Garrison's Fancy New Vagina (2005-03-09)
Written by Trey Parker

Die Hippie, Die! (2005-03-16)
Written by Trey Parker

Wing (2005-03-23)
Written by Trey Parker

Best Friends Forever (2005-03-30)
Written by Trey Parker

The Losing Edge (2005-04-06)
Written by Trey Parker

The Death Of Eric Cartman (2005-04-13)
Written by Trey Parker

Erection Day (2005-04-20)
Written by Trey Parker



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